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Welcome to Deadpan Creature Co!

These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of Deadpan Creature Co’s website, located at www.deadpancreatureco.com.

By accessing this website, we assume you accept these terms and conditions. Do not continue to use Deadpan Creature Co if you do not agree to take all of the terms and conditions stated on this page.

Cookies

The website uses cookies to help personalise your online experience. By accessing Deadpan Creature Co, you agree to use the required cookies.

A cookie is a text file placed on your hard drive by a web page server. Cookies cannot be used to run programs or deliver viruses to your computer. Cookies are uniquely assigned to you and can only be read by the web server in the domain that issued the cookie.

We may use cookies to collect, store, and track information for statistical or marketing purposes to operate our website. You have the ability to accept or decline optional cookies. There are some required cookies necessary for the operation of our website. These cookies do not require consent as they are essential for functionality.

Please note that by accepting required cookies, you may also accept third-party cookies used through integrated services such as video displays or payment systems provided by third parties.

Licence

Unless otherwise stated, Deadpan Creature Co and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights for all material on this website. All intellectual property rights are reserved.

You may access this from Deadpan Creature Co for your own personal use, subject to restrictions set in these terms and conditions.

You must not:

  • Copy or republish material from Deadpan Creature Co

  • Sell, rent, or sub-license material from Deadpan Creature Co

  • Reproduce, duplicate, or copy material from Deadpan Creature Co

  • Redistribute content from Deadpan Creature Co

This Agreement shall begin on the date hereof.

User Comments

Parts of this website may offer users an opportunity to post and exchange opinions and information. Deadpan Creature Co does not filter, edit, publish, or review comments before they appear on the website.

Comments do not reflect the views and opinions of Deadpan Creature Co, its agents, or affiliates. Comments reflect the views and opinions of the person posting them.

To the extent permitted by applicable laws, Deadpan Creature Co shall not be liable for comments or for any liability, damages, or expenses caused as a result of any use of, posting of, or appearance of comments on this website.

Deadpan Creature Co reserves the right to monitor all comments and remove any comments considered inappropriate, offensive, or in breach of these Terms and Conditions.

You warrant that:

  • You are entitled to post comments and have all necessary licences and consents

  • The comments do not infringe any intellectual property rights of third parties

  • The comments do not contain defamatory, offensive, indecent, or unlawful material

  • The comments will not be used for unlawful activity, solicitation, or promotion of commercial activities

You grant Deadpan Creature Co a non-exclusive licence to use, reproduce, edit, and authorise others to use and edit your comments in any form, format, or media.

Hyperlinking to Our Content

The following organisations may link to our website without prior written approval:

  • Government agencies

  • Search engines

  • News organisations

  • Online directory distributors

  • Accredited businesses (excluding certain non-profit organisations and fundraising groups)

We may also consider and approve requests from:

  • Consumer and business information sources

  • Community websites

  • Charity associations

  • Online directory distributors

  • Internet portals

  • Accounting, law, and consulting firms

  • Educational institutions and trade associations

Approved organisations may hyperlink to our website using:

  • Our business name: Deadpan Creature Co

  • The website URL

  • Any appropriate description of our website relevant to the linking context

No use of our logo or artwork is permitted without a trademark licence agreement.

Content Liability

We shall not be held responsible for any content appearing on your website. You agree to protect and defend us against claims raised from content appearing on your website.

No links should appear on any website that may be interpreted as libellous, obscene, criminal, or infringing on third-party rights.

Reservation of Rights

We reserve the right to request removal of any or all links to our website. You agree to immediately remove all links upon request.

We also reserve the right to amend these terms and conditions and linking policy at any time. By continuing to link to our website, you agree to be bound by these terms.

Removal of Links

If you find any link on our website offensive for any reason, you may contact us at:

deadpancreatureco@outlook.com

We will consider requests to remove links but are not obligated to do so or to respond directly.

Disclaimer

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, we exclude all representations, warranties, and conditions relating to our website and its use.

Nothing in this disclaimer will:

  • Limit or exclude liability for death or personal injury

  • Limit or exclude liability for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation

  • Limit liabilities in any way not permitted under applicable law

  • Exclude liabilities that may not be excluded under applicable law

As long as the website and the information and services on it are provided free of charge, we will not be liable for any loss or damage of any nature.

Terms and Conditions